Orange Is the New Black is a story of…
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD
just a reminder she still in hell cutting frogs rip in peace
I think it’s time to officially retire as Ron’s emotional guardian
get to know me meme: [3/8] male characters ✴ andy dwyer"Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems."
pretty sure it’s katy perry
or jared leto
Ladies and Gentlemen of Panem, do not be alarmed; President Snow is here to assure you that you are safe. District Thirteen was destroyed 75 years ago. Katniss Everdeen was destroyed. There is no threat to you. Please continue on, you will be informed of more information as it unfolds.
game of thrones season four challenge // day 7 - favourite main character
“Not to sound rude, but acting is stupid. Everybody’s like, ‘How can you remain with a level head?’ And I’m like, ‘Why would I ever get cocky? I’m not saving anybody’s life. There are doctors who save lives and firemen who run into burning buildings. I’m making movies. It’s stupid.”
real time question: how does anyone actually date natalie dormer? how do they consider themselves worthy?? how can they stand there while she looks at them that way and not spontaneously combust into a puddle on the floor?? keeps me up at night, man